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Experience Sobriety

by The President

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  • 44 page, 7''x7'' booklet featuring illustrated lyrics and supplemental writing by The President.

    Comes with a CD that pairs EXPERIENCE SOBRIETY alongside The President's out of print first album, LEBRON, and additional bonus tracks including covers, alternate takes and forbidden B-sides. 33 SONGS.

    Also includes immediate download of EXPERIENCE SOBRIETY in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
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i love the universe the way the universe is i'm not gonna try and change it it's wonderful being a capitalist make that money and exchange it for goods and services throughout mankind a definite purpose and a positive mind the message that the aliens have sent: JASON, YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT president of what if you don't know, now you know a new universe so let's go i've made mistakes i'm light years above my mind is positive and my heart is filled with love
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god so loved the world that he gave us chocolate and vanilla ice cream credit cards rule everything everything around you and me god loves The Heat so he brought LeBron to Miami i drove my car into the deep blue sea i'm drowning i'm drowning i've been travelin' round this rock for so long i don't like to talk when i'm workin' on a love song club in miami like a sardine can packed wall to wall sweaty women and men sittin' at the bar watching ESPN got my eyes on cougar sippin' a heneiken "fuck heineken, pabst blue ribbon" george washington abraham lincoln thomas jefferson benjamin franklin (benjy!!!!)
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call me maharaji call me maharishi call me mr. president green manalishi call me oh my god call me laugh out loud call me lightning bolt come and join my cult respect yourself at all times live your life with a purpose be authentic and peaceful with all of your relatives be successful and attract abundance into your life white light blazing burst of energy invisible spirits now in my physical body my mind antenna receives the highest frequency receiving this message from infinity sun, moon and stars is my government teenager from mars now i'm the president with the grim reaper i make appointments lemme pencil you in bay-buh live a stress free tranquil life attract ideal people and divine relationships optimize your capacity to heal and be healed appreciate and express the genius that you are
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weezy must have been a king tut in a past life i must have been a wingnut with a glass pipe bling bling-a with a plastic knife i'm a wingnut money is a woman money is oxygen money's a dead president dead president money is a woman i've got a big crush i'm squeezin that tush i'm slangin that kush i'm pushin pushin pushin bay-buh he put his gun in his louis bag and left it on weezy's bus he put his gun in his louis vouitton bag and left it on weezy's bus ashes to ashes dust to dust like rust i'm a crust i got lust i'mma bust it bust it bust it bay-buh
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ingrid is a gemini ingrid made me cry ingrid was born in venezuela she's got a dead kennedy's pin on her leather motorcycle boot and on the back of her neck she's got a skull & bones tattoo ingrid i wanna commit crimes with you abigail is a taurus abigail is my little walrus abigail has no teeth cause she's a baby born a few months ago welcome to the jungle if you ever ever need anything just call or text your uncle abigail i love you
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all the entertainment that i need is on my mind i close my eyes and i see you standing there like dave chappelle disappeared into thin air identifying your body at the morgue was the last time i saw you i take a breath and focus on the moment i can't forget that right now is the present the president is having another out of body experience moving toward the white light coming awfully close to death i take a breath looking down at my body laying face down on the carpet i must return to planet earth united states miami dade county florida jason handelsman has seen the promised land
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Left-Handed 01:35
tappin my phone leave me alone the only thing that makes reality is death nailed on a cross kneel down and pray to it driving drunk shooting guns almost killing people driving drunk doing drugs killing people i think i'm kurt cobain jimi hendrix tommy iommi i am the president i am left-handed my life has not ended i think i'm charles manson dirty dancin patrick swayze john wayne gacy i think i'm larry david boss is big nothing sacred to a former pig i think i'm larry david
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Been Praying 01:43
what's going on inside my body what's going on inside my brain are these inner organs working "where've you been jason?" i've been praying we heard you overdosed on cocaine we heard you been hopping trains we heard you joined the freemasons where the hell have you been, jason i've been around the world with a quarter in my pocket i stepped off planet earth rock it, don't stop it i've been in and out of jail cause i said fuck it but now i'm in control of my mind but now i'm in control of my mind i didn't think it could get worse i put the time machine in reverse now i know it can only get better mo cheddah action, action law of attraction gratitude gratitude positive mental attitude
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secret service makes you nervous r.i.p pervis young moolah boo boo tokyo pinnochio yoko ono that's a no no coconut pie she dumped me cause i got a d.u.i and i spent my days licking the clouds and the sky the syrupy syrup drippin down like aunt jemima all over my pancake i'm such a big fan, drake i loved elvis's clambake smack your thighs against my ears it's a fuckin earthquake bay-buh
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M-I-Yayo 02:38
m-i-yayo she bought a house in l.a.-yo right now score to scott baio hello j.lo
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M-I-A Blues 02:07
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grand architect of the universe i ask not for more riches but for more wisdom with which to use the riches given to me at birth free mason
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released March 5, 2011

Roofless Records #9
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all music by The President (Jason Handelsman)

cover art by Brian Butler
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